21 Times Entitled People Were Stupid Levels Of Picky
Not everyone possesses the same level of self-awareness. Some people are really out there mystifying the masses over just how cluelessly picky they can get. If you’ve ever crossed paths with a choosy beggar, you’ll know that there’s no reasoning with that person. Some people in this world are committed to trying to pull fast ones on people that they made the mistake of underestimating in the first place. These people are in a grossly entitled league of their own.
1. “A hobby not a skill.”
“Well that person sounds a treat. I bet people will be lining up for this gig.” – u/Salt-Lavishness-7560
“Looks like there’s going to be a wedding without a photographer.” – u/platinumperineum
2. “Will be repeat business.”
“It’s for a company. A company that’s celebrating its bankruptcy.” – u/EvieeBrook
“Funny that she found several places, but was still looking.” – u/deleted
3. “In search of cheap babysitter.”
“Yes, it is a whole income. It’s the income of the person doing the job.” – u/ryanjcam
“Sounds like she needs to get into babysitting and making all of that easy money.” – u/Borderlineatbest
4. “Just need a little help, so here’s my expensive grocery list.”
“Is she a top contributor because she asks all the time?” – u/frogzilla1975
“Dragon fruit.” – u/Super_Vanilla_6690
5. “I volunteer at a charity and do some free design work for them.”
“The true definition of choosing beggar.” – u/AVDLatex
“Don’t do any more volunteer work for them.” – u/Jealous_Cow1993
6. “Choosing beggar wants dent repair in return for practice.”
“We have over 25 years of experience was the perfect response.” – u/Rainyskies206
“This guy’s wife doesn’t know he dented the car.” – u/trajmahal
7. “Female dog sitter.”
“Wow. Netflix and a dog that needs constant attention. What a bargain!” – u/DoctorFenix
“And that is how you get squatters.” – u/scubalizard
8. “Having a graduation party, please supply me.”
“A few things. I just want to open a small pizzeria.” – u/CrunchyTeatime
“That’s a big list for a few things. Like having a cart full in the express line of 10 items or less.” – u/Dapper_Run5322
9. “Facebook Marketplace is a hole.”
“No money but clearly needs hair dye.” – u/little34
“Gonna go to a mall and enter a random store asking if it’s possible for them to give me free items since I have no money.” – u/luluzinhacs
10. “Free dog boarding.”
“Train my giant puppy for free while I am on vacation.” – u/Old-Significance-98
“Oh, I see this ending well.” – u/KaythuluCrewe
11. “Work for hours for free for your portfolio.”
“Well she’s got one thing right. Everyone wants to be apart from her wedding.” – u/zROC6
“I would love to be apart from this.” – u/Bwatso2112
12. “We need flowers, but not those, or those, or these.”
“I mean, there’s choosy, and then there’s insane.” – u/deleted
“Hm, I don’t see dandelions on the list.” – u/Royally
13. “Need a 5 bedroom for $900 or less, and it must allow pets.”
“You mean one bedroom in a 5 bedroom? Cause that’s all you’re going to get for that.” – u/CPolland12
“Mansion renting enthusiast looking to break into the game purely for exposure and nice reviews. I will offer, oh wait, I’m sorry. My properties start at six bedrooms. I’ll see myself out.” – u/gbelly
14. “Or just rent a car.”
“Well I guess my friends didn’t want to help. How disappointing.” – u/rondimpf
“The lord told me to tell you Enterprise Rental or Hertz is available.” – u/thisisreallymoronic
15. “Kiddie pool? Nah, we need a real pool.”
“She really just called herself an only parent.” – u/tall1678
“They might be a mermaid. You never know.” – u/Battlepuppy
16. “Come to my house lugging your equipment, and give two people haircuts for a total of $30.”
“Looks like someone’s taking the bus to Supercuts.” – u/CrunchyTeaTime
“I would give them the worst bowl cut ever.” – u/madchen44
17. “I love small business owners.”
“No good deed goes unpunished.” – u/TGin-the-goldy
“Just reminded me about how annoying it is when I see 1-star Yelp reviews on casual restaurants for stuff not related to the food at all.” – u/tinycaw
18. “One person’s request for the last 6 months.”
“Not sure this person understands the difference between a want and a need.” – u/lxm333
“I am in need of a million dollars. Gently used only please.” – u/StretchResIsCheating
19. “Woman asks for a Blue Prius in a Buy Nothing group.”
“That’s a fourth generation Prius. I just sold mine (in silver) for $14K to CarMax. Don’t know what I was thinking when I could have just given it to this person instead.” – u/djsyndr0me
“I’m certain you ruined her kid’s Christmas.” – u/Appropriate_Cow9728
20. “12 days, no internet, no meat, no transport, no pay.”
“This absolutely sounds like the setup for a cheesy horror film. Miles from anywhere, no signal, no clear, end date.” – u/Hot-Needleworker-874
“There’s not enough money in the world for me to care for three huskies for a week. Much less for free.” – u/deleted
21. “Puppy boarding for 6 months, but only willing to pay $100 a month.”
“Pay at the end of the boarding. I’m betting you’d have trouble collecting.” – u/tidus1980
“So, free dog then?” – u/deleted