While it’s all good and fun to let your creative fires roar when you’re making pizzas, there’s a line that shouldn’t be crossed. Yes, there are legitimate pizza fails that are genuinely so horrible, they might as well be actual crimes against food itself. Some pizzas are such fails though that they almost deserve their own awards for being so terrible.
1. So much nope it’s not even funny.
2. What on earth.
3. One of the saddest pizzas to date.
4. Might not taste terrible, at least.
5. That’s real deep.
6. To say they’re overdoing it doesn’t even cover it.
Matt has spent over the last 8 years as both a writer and editor, working in Seattle and Brooklyn, where he is now based. He loves escaping the tirelessly fast pace of the “Mad Apple” that is NYC by taking walks and runs through parks where he’s able to catch up on the latest tea about society from the city’s ever chatty, always hungry, occasionally maniacal, pigeons. They always have a lot to say. When he’s not taking his urban nature strolls, or dutifully combing the deepest rabbit holes of the internet to find the content that’s worth sinking your mind’s teeth into, he’s likely holed up at a dark-lit dive bar with a new book and/or some friends, or just easily he could be on the hunt for the next addition to his steadily growing plant family.