21 Witty Comebacks and Roasts That Deserve Gold Medals
We can all appreciate any time we cross paths with someone who has an effortless, ever sharpened wit. Witty comebacks specifically can make an otherwise boring conversation take on a whole new entertaining life of its own. These folks and the witty comebacks that they dished out are in an impressive league of their own.
1. “First, acquire $3 million from a rich family member.”
2. “He has a point.”
3. “Dave Chapelle and Joe Rogan.”
4. “The ability to be creative.”
5. “Might not even be the real Mark Zuckerberg.”
6. “Certainly a hot take on Gordon Ramsay.”
7. “One of the more creative insults that have come around in a while.”
8. “Nah, that just hurts.”
9. “Not with the cheating on Wolverine.”
10. “The age old debate on who the next James Bond will be.”
11. “Not the whole generation though.”
12. “A tough day for those lions, indeed.”
13. “The reason I love my wife.”
14. “So yes, if a bad smell could be seen.”
15. “Australians ain’t ever living the Olympics down.”
16. “Those are some long fingers for sure.”
17. “Pink like salmon.”
18. “Oh, so it’s going to be like that.”
19. “That’s just plain old self-destruction.”
20. “The worst part is the accuracy of this.”
21. “The new car name must be Plankton.”
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