19 Tragic Baby Names Parents Actually Named Their Children

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Getting bullied for having a dorky name is just about as frustrating as it gets. The parents of these children listed were either very out of it, or wanted their children to know what it’s like to grow up with a chip on their shoulder.

Luckily for the people listed, you can easily change your name. The unfortunate side is, you have to wait until you’re 18 to do so, which means school must be a real rough time for these kids. From names like Huckleberry to Strawberry Rain, the list of these names is sure to make you rethink what you’ll name your child.

1. “Devil”

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If you are a parent in 2024 and you name your child Devil you deserve to burn your mouth on every sip of coffee you take. This has to be one of the worst names that has ever existed.

2. “Snort”

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You’re probably thinking there’s no way people would actually name their kid Snort. Think again. This kid must get snorted at everywhere they go.

3. “Cyanide”

A warning sign with "DANGER" in white text on a red oval, above "CYANIDE" in large black letters, mounted on a weathered wooden surface.
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Why on Earth would you name your child after a poison? The people of England ask “why not?” Although it was banned in 2016 to name your child this name, there are plenty of little Cyanides still running around the UK.

4. “Superman”

A male superhero with black hair flies through a cloudy sky. He wears a blue suit with a red "N" emblem on his chest, red cape, red trunks, and yellow belt. His right hand is raised to his forehead in a salute while his left arm is bent at the elbow.
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The people of Sweden must need a hero, because there are approximately 10 people in Sweden and other parts of the UK that have this name.

5. “Terminator”

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There has to be some fear of your child becoming a manslaughtering robot if you name them Terminator, but that is a risk the people of Mexico are willing to take.

6. “Burger King”

Stacks of cardboard crowns featuring the Burger King logo are neatly arranged. The crowns are golden brown with the red and blue Burger King logo in the center, creating a repetitive pattern throughout the image.
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It may be possible that the person who named their child Burger King just wants their kid to be the king of burgers, or that they love fast food. Either way, this name is awful.

7. “Insane”

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Naming your child ‘Insane’ is insane. Everywhere your kid goes people are going to have a serious eye on them. There’s a 50% chance that your kid ends up in a straight jacket if you name them this. The people of Malaysia have a sick sense of humor.

8. “At, but like the actual typed out at”

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It’s unclear how this name is accurately pronounced, but one thing is for sure and that is that you’re certainly going to make things more difficult for your kid to have their name consistently, correctly pronounced.

9. “Fish and Chips”

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This would be a seriously clever name for a pair of dogs, or a nickname for a goofy pair of friends, but to name a single child “Fish and Chips” is almost Satanic.

10. “Viagra”

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The people of Russia are big fans of this one. All things considered, this name would be pretty awesome if it weren’t for the other prescription that holds the same name.

11. “Bridge”

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This name wouldn’t be terrible for a girl. People might think it’s short for Bridget. Unfortunately for a guy, this name is pretty terrible.

12. “Ikea”

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Do the people of Australia love quality furniture? Or do they have an obsession with naming their children ridiculous names. Yes, the name Ikea is fairly popular in Australia.

13. “Rambo”

A rugged man with long, dark hair and a red headband stands outdoors, gripping a weapon. He is wearing a black shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and a tactical backpack is visible behind him. The background appears to be a misty, mountainous landscape.
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You may be thinking “is this a list of the coolest names ever?” But it’s not, please do not name your child Rambo, because it will ruin their life.

14. “Nutella”

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In 2015 a couple in France tried to name their child Nutella. Fortunately for the child, a judge stepped in and made it illegal to name your kid after the chocolate spread. Future generations owe this judge a huge thank you.

15. “Christmas Day”

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Honestly, if the name was just Christmas we may have been able to let this one slide, but putting “day” after it is giving your kid a one way ticket to bully town.

16. “James Bond”

A wax figure of a man in a black tuxedo with a bow tie stands against a backdrop resembling a gun barrel design from the James Bond film series. The figure has short, neatly combed hair and a serious expression.
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Would James be the first name and Bond be the middle name? Or would you have to change the child’s whole name to James Bond? Either way this name is a horrible choice.

17. “Numbers”

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Apparently in New Zealand, a name like “89” is a common kids name. Let us tell you now, do not name your child 89 or any other number you can think of.

18. “Monkey”

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Whether or not they know what a monkey is in Denmark, they have absolutely no reason to curse any children with this name. Seriously, why would anyone do this to their own flesh and blood?

19. “Batman”

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It doesn’t matter how much you love superheroes. Don’t let your love for Batman ruin your child’s adolescence. There are plenty of better names you can give your kid.

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