18 Comments Nobody Asked For In The First Place
There’s always going to be that one person online or in person that just needs to let everyone else in the room know what’s going through their mind. On the rare occasion this can actually be a good thing, if it’s for example a genuinely funny joke. For the most part though, it’s usually just complete, utter, infuriating nonsense.
1. “That moment when he doesn’t compliment you back.”
“That definitely didn’t go the way she expected it to.” – u/supperoni
“I bet she already typed that out and then hit send too early.” – u/ugh-yes
2. “Never stole.”
“Well now they have 46 less. The time traveler definitely saw that one coming.” – u/Darth1994
“Can’t say I’ve ever gotten the whole karma business.” – u/Sherco-man
3. “Please, I just want to get the group project done.”
“Seems like a divergence to me.” – u/anonymous
“People need to stop texting in many small statements.” – u/Stairway_to_Devin
4. “Vegan coworker.”
“It’s because they’re passionate about it and want to share that with you.” – u/jetm2000
“Doubt it.” – u/mikethekid
5. “It must be tiring carrying around that big brain.”
“He did point out that nobody asked though.” – u/GoldenToxicity
“It’s just trivia.” – u/ninja7462
6. “Someone’s too smart for their own good.”
“To make matters worse, the fact is also incorrect.” – u/Reddit_is_pretty
“I hate seafood, but river food is where it’s at.” – u/mcmuffinscity
7. “Stop having fun at that party and pay the moon its respects.”
“My time without the TV was so much fun I had to get on the phone and tell you about it.” – u/sdfgh1298
“Dumbest flex of all time.” – u/klambchowder
8. “I bet his parents are proud.”
“Don’t be poor? I should have thought of this before.” – u/Nightwingsvwye
“We did it boys, poverty is no more.” – u/Beans_37
9. “Then why post the comment, Christina?”
“These types of comments are the absolute worst.” – u/deleted
“An easy way to show people you don’t know how to use Reddit.” – u/Elbarto_007
10. “We’re all for growth, but this is an ASMR video.”
“No one needed to know about the diet, Susan.” – u/fl33twoodmac12
“I mean, I’d like to support.” – u/doodoomobah
11. “Well then, thanks for the information, I guess.”
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“Honestly it can be tough to just vent into the abyss.” – u/RandemMandem
“This made me sad.” – u/deleted248
12. “Thanks for the recipe, I guess.”
“That cheese looks odd.” – u/odysseus_is_ulysseus
“Really though, who insists on gatekeeping mac and cheese.” – u/MMoney11212
13. “A simple I can help would’ve sufficed.”
“Neither of those are impressive feats.” – u/deleted
“Seven minute mile is pretty slow for someone who is athletic.” – u/ArthurtheMoth
14. “Curious as to how this relates to a driver’s license.”
“He’s just proud man. Let him be.” – u/deleted
“He was making a joke about drivers and computer stuff, I think.” – u/2061fan
15. “The unrivaled joys of being child-free.”
“Focusing on their child’s enjoyment can bring a lot of parent’s enjoyment too.” – u/mythscape
“The lady doth protest too much me thinks.” – u/realhiphoprap101
16. “Impressive, but not very humble.”
“What a fool. Pies don’t have digits. They have ingredients.” – u/deleted
“Well, the amount of pie I’ve eaten is in double digits, so there’s that.” – u/Not_guardiola
17. “Where in this conversation has anyone mentioned Australia though.”
“I don’t live in Australia.” – u/010Ghostlq
“We don’t have math problems in Australia.” – u/_Aliveksw
18. “We just want to know if the lettuce is fresh.”
“Just came out swinging with the whole story.” – u/deleted
“The review is giving unhinged.” – u/ross_styx
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