20 Clever Comebacks That Dented People’s Fragile Egos
A proper clever comeback can leave whoever is on the receiving end of it temporarily (if not indefinitely) frozen in front of their computer. When you combine the right amount of pure and unapologetic spiciness with clever wit, you get the perfect clever comeback. Everyone appreciates the proper dosage of wit every now and again, and there’s no getting around the fact that these people more than delivered.
1. “Anyone using software that could help out with this though.”
“And two more in the midst of the video for good measure.” – u/Hot_War_9683
“It’s all about pressing the back button and then the forward button.” – u/kirbash
2. “That’s a billion dollar burn.”
“Nice.” – u/StamosMullet
“Apple has a market cap of almost 3 trillion dollars. They should be fine.” – u/daddy-devito19
3. “Not to mention charging you for telling you that you didn’t have any money.”
“But Mr. Bank to eat the food in the fridge I need to actually the food in the fridge first.” – u/Present-Pary4402
“Chase makes billions from overdraft and service fees.” – u/Bitter_Ad_8688
4. “How else would one go about eating one of them though.”
“They great in a stew.” – u/bxsanman
“They are delicious. That’s how.” – u/LegendofDarius
5. “We’re not the same after all.”
“Dang, that was a good one.” – u/Infinite-Condition41
“The dude is actually well done after that.” – u/ShanDroid
6. “Never bring a book to the bar.”
“Seriously though, what is this world coming to.” – u/MasterGrok
“I used public transportation for years. I just used headphones and a book hoping to be left alone.” – u/Jaded_Pearl1996
7. “One of my all-time favorites.”
“So probably, was an intern then.” – u/GoArray
“He surely passed on something better.” – u/vic25qc
8. “To really show him, he should buy 100 copies.”
“No please stop. Don’t give me your money.” – u/AccomplishedAd7615
9. “Different level of petty.”
“Oh, this is good.” – u/moniqueandmally
“This is literally the best way to get back at someone.” – u/chipotelll10
10. “Nice work, chef.”
“Gordon Ramsay parodying Gordon Ramsay. The internet’s a beautiful place indeed.” – u/GiannaSushi
“This is by far his funniest insult in my opinion. Insulting someone with your own name is just hilarious.” – u/Greedyfox7
11. “Yup, a competitive salary indeed.”
“And the bills usually win.” – u/Prajnashu_24
“It means that they’re scared to show you a real number because you may walk out.” – u/JBKablooie
12. “A marshmallow sandwich, dude.”
“Now that’s funny.” – u/LukeNAround23
“Ah, that rare animal. A clever comeback. We should treasure it.” – u/SayYesToPenguins
13. “I don’t have a garage.”
14. “They’re still being used.”
“You wouldn’t download a loaf.” – u/RevengefulRaiden
“That’s an emergency guitar pick.” – u/Bobburgert
15. “A very intelligent person.”
“People who claim to have a high IQ like this almost never do.” – u/cwesttheperson
“Top 1% bragger about being in the top 5%.” – u/Laura_Gustafson
16. “Another reason to love The Beatles.”
“They are and were so good at dissing.” – u/deleted
“They always found the most polite way to tell people to leave them alone.” – u/Citizen0001
17. “Three whole puns in one go.”
“Those puns aren’t half bad though.” – u/OpelousasTimes
“The point is that it could be imaginary.” – u/imameanone
18. “Bro was kind enough to forgive the mistake.”
“I’ve never heard of salary being said as if it was monthly. I always heard it talked about yearly.” – u/didiekaqlia
19. “Ah so that’s how people millionaire.”
“One could always consider more inherited wealth too.” – u/MagnusJ
20. “That’s what you get for trying to ruin it.”
“I like Neil deGrasse Tyson but he’s gotten very far out these days.” – u/TheLast981
“Well yes, but actually, wild roses are most often pink.” – u/Stefan_B_88
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