Zillow Gone Wild: 19 Wild and Decadent Home Listings
The real estate market can be a tough arena to navigate. Some listings for homes both new and literally ancient are priced so obscenely high that it can make your stomach turn. It could be a result of whoever put it on the market allowing themselves to be absolutely possessed by greed, or maybe it’s just one of those rare homes that requires the extra funds. Either way, these Zillow listings certainly didn’t hold anything back.
1. “Not sure what’s going on here, but it’s $500K.”
“I just need one solid drone shot to secure my unwavering interest.” – u/PhysicalIsFun
“It’s pretty much an unhinged Sims house.” – u/PetsSoundss
Zillow Listing: $480,000
2. “The flipper dreams didn’t work and it dropped from $1.6 million to $675K.”
“The real question is how much they put into the house after buying it.” – u/takethisdownvote1
“People that love to buy old homes also love clean and contemporary designs.” – u/amazonhelpless
Zillow Listing: $599,000
3. “Anyone have $250K lying around though.”
“A truly beautiful home, so the neighborhood must be terrible for it to be that price.” – u/cptjaydvm
“The hidden cost is that you have to live in Galesburg.” – u/Jaypeq
Zillow Listing: $250,000
4. “Any witches in need of a home.”
“I can’t imagine the upkeep that this structure needs.” – u/DogWhistlersMother
“I’d 100% buy this if I could rationalize WV.” – u/therealmizC
Zillow Listing: $270,000
5. “I must get this house and there’s no other option.”
“There seems to be a strong likelihood that this house is haunted by ghosts.” – u/RedofPaw
“It’s giving Haunting of Hill House and that’s not exactly a desirable thing.” – u/PeachesSwearen
Zillow Listing: $821,000
6. “Just an old school in a driftless area for over $200k.”
“Perfect headquarters for a cult.” – u/Apart-Assumption2063
“Now imagine heating it.” – u/GarbageEmpty8181
7. “Anyone have have $1.45 million for this ancient home.”
“This is actually a dream home for me.” – u/draem1341
“It looks like a house straight out of an iconic 80s movie.” – u/MistahOnzima
Zillow Listing: $1,350,000
8. “My ’70s dome dream home even comes furnished.”
“It feels damp.” – u/mental_mixture8306
“Just the kind of funky hideaway that I’ve been looking for.” – u/Hamblerger
9. “This is a single family home, not a small apartment building.”
“So, definitely built in 2022 then.” – u/egg_sandwich
“Clearly, the entire house was bought at Home Depot.” – u/Jayhawker_Pilot
10. “A majestic castle indeed.”
“Dang, honestly pretty cool though.” – u/deleted
“I want to go there.” – u/jmurphy42
Zillow Listing: $3,900,000
11. “Just your typical casual $7 million mansion.”
“Just the kind of place that would have a garage pool.” – u/deleted
“My inner goth loves this.” – u/CrystalStils
Zillow Listing: $7,495,000
12. “$68 million for your very own concrete monolith.”
“I know a minimum security prison when I see one.” – u/seakc87
“Try covering it in creeping fig to start.” – u/Urrrsrs
Zillow Listing: $68,000,000
13. “It’s giving intense Marriott Hotel Circa vibes.”
“I kind of love it.” – u/silkrover
“I’m honestly all in on this.” – u/tony_73
Zillow Listing: $785,000
14. “It’s all about that stargazing life.”
“Yes, yes please.” – u/1dominatablespirit
“That’s actually awesome.” – u/m_trumpets
Zillow Listing: $1,595,000
15. “It could use a bit more tender loving care.”
“Yeah, just maybe a bit more work to be done here.” – u/RexVanZant
“This is seriously gone wild though.” – u/Geteos
Zillow Listing: $129,900
16. “Totally normal 1810 mansion, nothing to see here.”
“Haunted for sure.” – u/silvermanediwo
“Yes, absolutely love this house.” – u/Mysterious-Ruby
Zillow Listing: $4,995,000
17. “Just a sweet $5.2 million in Laguna.”
“Artists are so much fun.” – u/realldlqo
“I would no doubt buy this place if I had the necessary money.” – u/CrAqqols
Zillow Listing: $1,738,000
18. “Because who doesn’t want to live in a missile silo.”
“Cleared for a private runway. Very nice.” – u/i_like)_the
“Has to get creepy if you’re alone in one of these things.” – u/nfireroad0192
Zillow Listing: $1,450,000
19. “This looks just a bit dangerous.”
“It’s beautiful, but I’m not emotionally prepared for those kinds of repairs.” – u/rollatexroll
“Hope that they’re in a no wake zone.” – u/timeok8571
Zillow Listing: $3,625,000
About Author
