The Fake Accident Olympics: 20 People Who Pretended They Didn’t Mean to Do It
Some people in this world have no shame. When you cross paths with someone who simply can’t be bothered to even momentarily deliberate over the weight of their actions, you could find yourself in hot water quickly. Taking just a moment to think about how a bold action might shake out for other people involved can go such a long way. Clearly though, these people were on a whole different plane of existence. It’s funny how far someone will go to stage a fake accident that was actually a massive ego flex the whole time.
1. “Sure thing Casey.”
“Hot and cold coffee don’t match.” – u/onfurtherreview
“Every time he wears sunglasses it looks like he’s wearing a disguise with a fake nose.” – u/jags
2. “Silly kids. Always adding people on Facebook.”
“His response was spot on.” – u/SUND3VIL
“A recruiter called me 3 times this morning.” – u/jasondggs10
3. “Some phones start taking photos when they sense you’re drinking coffee.”
“Who wears a hat in bed.” – u/Mikmoo1
“Yeah, this one hurt me.” – u/blind_squash
4. “Instagram Explore is a goldmine.”
“This is just bad. Sad but definitely bad.” – u/nth
“Nah man, this is pretty funny.” – u/ShermanShore
5. “My ex girlfriend, ladies and gents.”
“Yeah, this is why I stayed single.” – u/Angus4lbs
“At least you made it out, man. Relationships like that can turn way worse.” – u/PrimevalTitan
6. “So quirky.”
“To be frank, the suits look great as a pair. So she didn’t need to say accidentally.” – u/Reach_Reclaimer
“To be fair, those patterns are popping. I love those suits so much.” – u/macho
7. “Not like it was a photoshoot or anything.”
“He accidentally took 4 pictures.” – u/tomatofrommars
“I’m trying to understand the obsession with pretending your pictures weren’t planned.” – u/peanut_
8. “How do you accidentally buy a car?”
“Looks like he just took some pics of a car in a showroom.” – u/mothzilla
“Tripped and fell into it. Totally possible.” – u/BeaLack
9. “Yeah, the camera just turned on by itself.”
“Please kitty, continue making cute mistakes.” – u/alana-banana1996
“This one is my favorite.” – u/deleted
10. So relatable.”
“Relatable. I too buy old SUVs when I go shopping for pants.” – u/UnintentionalGrandma
“I hate when that happens! Yesterday I walked into a clothes shop, and walked out with a Lamborghini.” – u/deleted
11. “But, you did.”
“But, oh well.” – u/TrekJen
“The amount of steps they had to go through to accidentally post this, can make your face numb from the ridiculousness.” – u/deleted
12. “Seems their housemate is an avid reader.”
“When I steal a friend’s phone, the first prank I play is to give bad reviews on Goodreads.” – u/Highest_
“So they edited the review, but they also left it as one star.” – u/kellimarissa
13. “I thought I was blocked.”
“Kind of seems legit, to be honest.” – u/Porkchop_
“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” – u/HalfSoul30
14. “Accidental genius.”
“Yeah, and then he got an F because that wasn’t the assignment.” – u/deleted
“18 pages in 2 hours. Okay then.” – u/vitringur
15. “Oops.”
“What actually happened is they forgot about their sausage rolls and it set the fire alarm off one time.” – u/Funky_
“What a waste of delicious sausage rolls.” – u/D_r_e_c
16. “Almost.”
“I mean, I don’t see us living underwater in 81 years.” – u/deleted
“American Education!” – u/TheAgent2
17. “Instagram after changing their feed, and then doubling back.”
“Can confirm I was the scroll right.” – u/Voidz27
“Me too, and for a second, I was horrified.” – u/Silly_Rabbitt
18. “Accidentally bought these $400 speakers.”
“Even though it’s not a good speaker and actually around $200.” – u/ItsDanni1008
“When you’re young you brag about how expensive something is. When you’re older you brag about how cheap something is.” – u/civicbro
19. “Oh no, not again.”
“Sometimes my phone’s in my pocket, and it sends a message using the suggested phrasing.” – u/he55
“I’ve pocket ordered Ubers.” – u/IssaLlama
20. “Cleaning predicament.”
“I can relate. Found 7 million behind my dresser once.” – u/Sunbath3r
“If I found a single 20 dollar bill behind my desk or shelf I’d cry.” – u/Star_Lord229
