19 Dumb People Who Prove Stupidity Is Peaking
There are plenty of people from older generations that are more than ready to let you know that they’re convinced that society at large is on a downhill sprint toward losing sense altogether. In certain ways, one could make an argument that having powerful tools available to kids nowadays that makes it easier than ever for them to not actually have to learn to read or write could prove interesting for on down the road. Branching off that though, the internet’s never been in short supply of self-proclaimed brainiacs that are actually the most clueless ones around. We’ve rounded up some of the more clueless interactions that we’ve seen in a while.
1. “Mathematicians and physicists must fear him.”
“Harmonic oscillators are covered in the first few weeks of undergrad physical chemistry classes.” – u/DieselBrick
“The misspelling of the word basic really ties the message together.” – u/IamThe
2. “I was reading college textbooks in Kindergarten.”
“Voluminously.” – u/Luminum_
“I don’t think it’s made them self-aware.” – u/Sensitive_Mud9003
3. “It’s not satire, they are always like this.”
“The moment someone mentions their IQ in an argument they’re attempting to win, it’s so over.” – u/ImJustSomeGuyYaKnow
“I guess this was ironically his very mistake. The wait is over, I guess.” – u/StovetopChart65
4. “Antithesis to my mind.”
“Weirdest romantic confession I’ve ever come across.” – u/SonofSonnen
“He is very photosynthesis. You wouldn’t understand.” – u/between_ewe_and_me
5. “The original point was about an HDMI cord.”
“The best is how they wrote about individuals.” – u/bishoppair234
“One can only wonder what their QI is.” – u/Real_Rebelchunk
6. “On a clip of a children’s show presenting a cool fact.”
“Such simpletons.” – u/blue_birb1
“Clearly they’re destined for academic greatness.” – u/deleted
7. “Can you believe the audacity of this guy showing his work?”
“Shame he couldn’t have posted his brain on Twitter and shown that.” – u/le01jack
“I’ve forgotten everything I learned in college.” – u/CountBrackmoor
8. “Ah, what nostalgia.”
“I was in chemical engineering. I’m not surprised. A lot of people are like this in that field.” – u/OldWolfofFarron1
“High ACT score has nothing to do with being a genius. I scored a 16, yet scored top 99th percentile on a Facebook IQ test.” – u/CallMeCrews
9. “Someone merely asked what the slang word, bet, meant.”
“Not even that old equals a teenager desperately trying to be intellectual.” – u/FraughtOverwrought
“It literally means the same thing as you bet.” – u/UtztheCrabChip
10. “Oh they went fully overboard.”
“It’s also integral calculus, not integrated calculus.” – u/the_scottster
“One has to wonder about being both highly trained and self-educated.” – u/BDid_420
11. “This guy wants his starting rating on chess to be around 2500.”
“If I were the admin I’d give it to him for the assessment games, then when he loses all 10, ban the account.” – u/your_fathers_beard
“You got to play in real life tournaments to get the GM title, Matthew. You can’t just play on a website.” – u/FlixMage
12. “People keep asking me how I am so smart.”
“IQ is not nearly as based on genetics as these people believe.” – u/VirtualBirthdayParty
“Me when I’m not critically engaging with a text.” – u/yslyric
13. “My girlfriend was average intelligence, so I dumped her.”
“I’ve never met a genius who couldn’t use basic grammar to save his life. I think we’re on to something here, guys.” – u/RiverLOhRiver86
“It was probably the other way around because he’s insufferable.” – u/Zaela22
14. “They just want to be normal like us, guys.”
“Oh look he’s sad. He should build himself a friendship bot.” – u/PerspectiveActive218
“Assembled not built. That’s easier than a basic LEGO kit.” – u/x_lincoln_x
15. “Too much Linux.”
“I’m more concerned about that first comment.” – u/ArrilockNewmoon
“I swear that some Linus users are the equivalent to people who feel they have to say they are vegan to everyone they meet.” – u/schmidtytime
16. “Of course, it certainly helps.”
“Yes. When I think woodworking I think of mathematics PhDs.” – u/richerhomiequan
“Got to justify that student loan debt somehow.” – u/xduckymoox
17. “Come on guys, he’s just trying to be helpful.”
“Huh. I thought people with high IQs would know how to pluralize.” – u/JustDroppedbytoSay
“The pretentiousness is strong with this one.” – u/chaoticidealism
18. “99% bare minimum.”
“Non judgment skills then.” – u/MittMuckerbin
“There is some word salad on that list.” – u/Dailia-/via Reddit.com
19. “Can’t sleep again.”
“Twice as long as zero is still zero.” – u/OJStrings
“I’m glad it’s not just me.” – u/Shamu2000
