19 Brainless People Who Think They’re Geniuses

We’ve all crossed paths with one of those individuals. The one person in the room that insists on speaking the loudest complete and utter nonsense, while believing that they are completely right. Some conversations can prove tougher than others. And when it’s taken online, all that we have to remember those difficult individuals by is the literal stains of ignorance that they left behind. We’ll take a look at some of the most clueless people that we’ve seen in action this week.

1. “In the comments of a YouTube video.”

“82 and several strokes. Give them a break.” – u/JoeyBroths

Yeah, clearly they’ve been through the ringer.

2. “Posting about how tattoos don’t hurt because of inner demons.”

“Demons hate this one simple trick.” – u/savpunk

“Sir this is a Wendy’s.” – u/murkytom

3. “How is that related at all though?”

“Maybe he thought his friend talked about getting his graphic driver’s license.” – u/deleted

4. “I just wanted to play 8 ball.”

“Rookie mistake. You only play 8 ball after marriage.” – u/CandiedBloon

The real question that needs addressing here, is who in their right mind would send random 8 ball requests to someone that they’ve never met in the first place? Yeah, a bit of a red flag to say the very least.

5. “That moment when he doesn’t compliment you back.”

“That definitely didn’t go the way she wanted it to.” – u/supperoni

6. “He was born in August.”

“Wait I was born in August.” – u/deleted

“So. Many. Fonts.” – u/bahamahoneycreeper

7. “I didn’t steal.”

“Well now you have 46 less. I bet the time traveler saw that coming.” – u/Darth1994

I mean, come on now. We’re dropping time traveling references? Obviously I’m all in on that.

8. “Please I just want to get this group project done.”

“This is all too real.” – u/deleted

Oh boy, we’re throwing it way back to the forsaken days of the group projects. Weren’t those the best of times though? Or maybe just the toughest of times. Yeah, we’ll go with that.

9. “Tell me more.”

You’ve got to ask yourself though. Was it the best tomato soup of all time, or no? It probably was. That’s the only explanation for this imperative update.

“I like the implication that eating a tomato soup after sundown is to be frowned upon.” – u/TheZealousWatcher

10. “Oh, grapes.”

“I’m lost. Though, I still laughed.” – u/gigachadd

“They did surgery on a grape.” – u/theonetheuno

11. “Vegan coworker.”

“Well this is a piece of paper with some writing on it.” – u/tioomeow

“Doubt it.” – u/deleted

12. “The professor has spoken, everyone.”

“It’s just trivia.” – u/deleted

Some people just need to ruin everything.

13. “Dude in the red was literally talking about a mac and cheese recipe.”

“Come on. He lost his great uncle to mac and cheese.” – u/freezincoldcheetos

“People should stop trying to one-up the others.” – u/deleted

14. “Alright, thank you Billy.”

“That’s actually just sad.” – u/waitwhatnani

“Imagine being so insecure that you have to flex with your name, profile picture, and with your messages.” – u/deleted

15. “Stop having fun at the party with your friends and family, and check out the moon.”

“Had such a good time without TV I had to get on my phone to tell you about it.” – u/deleted

“Dumbest flex of all time.” – u/klambchowder

16. “He even acknowledges that nobody asked.”

“Honestly Neil. You’d think you’d have gotten the hint that people find this obnoxious.” – u/Flyberius

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. You just got corrected by an airplane toilet.” – u/deleted

17. “I bet his parents are proud.”

“We did it boys. Poverty is no more.” – u/Beans_37

18. “Then why post a comment, Christina?”

“Just had to tell everyone she’s a vegetarian.” – u/anonymouse

Well now the world knows. Nobody at all can take this away from, Christina. You better believe it.

19. “A simple text about helping would’ve sufficed.”

“Neither of those are impressive feats.” – u/deleted