We all know those people who are so sure of themselves that they can be downright smug in their wrongness. This is a collection of those types of people who are not only completely incorrect, but extremely loud and proud about it.
1. “You don’t know what mRNA is do you?”
2. Wales is in fact a country
3. In fact we would notice in 8 minutes and 20 seconds
4. There is only one sun, and it hasn’t changed colors
5. Wait, do you think rubber trees are rubbery and not wood?
6. Okay, but what happens when all that ice is sitting on land?
7. Confirming that your mathematical capability is not great
8. A front trunk is called a ‘frunk’ actually
9. Dairy products are made from the milk of mammals. Eggs are laid by birds.
10. Scientists should study this person’s brain
11. I’m about to sell this person some ocean front property in Arizona
12. When in doubt, double down
13. That’s not how that works. Sorry to tell you, you were born.
14. Pizzas do not, in fact, shrink when cooked
15. Breath: to take air into the lungs and then expel it
16. Burglarize is, in fact, a word
17. White chicken eggs are totally natural
18. That’s not what ‘rookie’ means
19. Thank you Mr. Dictionary
20. Great choice. If you somehow live another 100 years you’ll end up with a whopping $31.2k
21. Hold on, I have more ocean front property in Arizona for sale
22. Everybody just needs to settle down
23. Just incredible
24. Pythagoras is such a good diss here
25. This has to be my favorite one of the entire list
With over 15 years in digital publishing, Colby Droscher is a veteran of the industry. In a past life he was the Editor-in-Chief of Literally Media's Entertainment brands (Cracked.com, eBaumsWorld.com, Cheezburger.com). His specialities are online humor, digital culture, memes, videos games, tv & movies and the history of the internet.