Anybody can get angry and throw out a basic insult, but rare insults? Those take creativity. The best ones aren’t just mean—they’re unexpected, specific, and sometimes so absurd that even the person being insulted has to laugh. These are the comebacks that hit like a verbal grenade, leaving a delayed explosion of realization.
A great insult paints a picture so vivid it sticks in your mind. Telling someone they’re as useful as a screen door on a submarine or that they look like they were drawn with someone’s left hand is more devastating than a simple “idiot.”
Whether these insults come from TV or social media, they all share one thing: no one saw them coming. Get ready for 35 rare insults so uniquely savage you almost have to admire them.
1. They’re not wrong
2. Not a fan of British cuisine apparently
3. Are they wrong?
4. Just brutal
5. You can hear the sound
6. Two percent milk
7. This dad knows how to do it
8. She didn’t say anything; she just had that look
9. Grandma, is this true?
10. Huge loss of inventory
11. Medium rare burn
12. She won the Gold Medal.
13. I would just delete my account after that
14. Now that you mention it
15. Very big oof
16. An all-time classic insult
17. Return to sender
18. Logan’s getting long in the tooth
19. Mariah’s secretly savage
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21. Gas Station Justin Beiber
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23. After that cut that poor kid doesn’t have a forehead; he has a five-head
24. Confused meatball is sending me
25. Wait, what am I looking at here?
26. Orange juice after toothpaste
27. Scooby Doo cosplay
28. Absolutely brutal takedown
29. The best sailors in the world
30. Judge Judy always had the best insults
31. It’s a hard prince-thug life
