I’ve always loved the properly crafted clever comebacks. You can tell when someone has devoted a genuine amount of effort toward crafting a comeback and/or an insult that destroys just enough of someone’s confidence that they’re defeated, but not totally destroyed. It can be hard to safeguard your self esteem in a world filled with people that make it their life’s work to shatter it into pieces. With that being said though, maybe you’ll be able to recycle some of these clever comebacks and unforgiving insults for your own gain.
1. Doctor gave out a prescription of clever comebacks on the house.
2. He’s just asking for it.
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4. Anyone ever thought about it this way?
5. That’s a win for the Top Gear fans.
6. Ouch.
7. Must’ve been the other girlfriend.
8. I might feel the same way.
9. Now that’s a well fashioned rare insult.
10. The more you look, the more you can see it.
11. Might take you a second to get it.
12. Had never heard this one before.
13. This wasn’t just a roast, that was a burn.
14. You’ve got to wonder what his name would be.
15. Steve is probably going to shoot his shot.
16. Unclear if it’s an insult or a compliment.
17. When your date asks what you do for a living.
18. Bieber’s been missing out on the spotlight lately.
19. Gen Z’s evil queen has arrived.
20. Seems normal enough.
