20 Massive Squirrels That Prove Our Reality Has Been Tarnished

Squirrels are our fuzzy little friends, and people can’t seem to decide if they’re adorable, or vermin. These jittery little guys move at a million miles an hour and can scale trees like it is literally their job. Our only question is, if these little guys are constantly scurrying around, how can some be so insanely fat that they are almost unrecognizable as a squirrel? We hope you enjoy these little guys as much as we do, here are 20 massive squirrels that prove our reality is tarnished.

1. He’s almost as wide as the wheel.

A groundhog sits upright in the shade between two parked golf carts, with sunlight illuminating part of the concrete ground.
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2. Did you know squirrels could be pets?

A fluffy squirrel with orange and gray fur is sitting upright, gazing out a window. It is perched on a soft, light-colored surface indoors, with its front paws tucked under its chin.
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3. This little guy is still eating away, shameless as could be.

A squirrel sits on the grass surrounded by leaves and acorns, holding a nut in its paws. The small animal has a bushy tail and is focused on its snack, set against a natural background.
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4. That branch is definitely about to break.

A squirrel lies flat on a tree branch among autumn leaves, with a brick building in the background.
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5. Nuts don’t do the trick anymore, he eats toffee.

A squirrel perched on a tree branch is nibbling on a slice of cheesecake still in its packaging on a sunny day.
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6. Quit stuffing your face and hit the track bud.

A squirrel sits on a small green chair attached to a tree, nibbling on an ear of corn. A building with a closed door is in the background.
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7. It’s a seriously unfortunate turn of events, to lose a waffle to a squirrel.

A squirrel sitting on a tree branch is holding a large waffle in its paws. The branches above are bare, indicating a winter setting. The sky in the background is overcast, adding a bluish tint to the scene.
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8. You just know that fence is struggling.

A black squirrel is perched on the back of a wooden chair, looking directly at the camera. The background includes a garden with fallen leaves and greenery.
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9. He’s really contemplating his life choices.

A grey squirrel with a bushy tail sits on a wooden fence, surrounded by bare branches and a lattice background, in a natural outdoor setting.
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10. It looks more like a gargoyle than a squirrel.

A fluffy gray squirrel sits perched on a wooden fence post, surrounded by trees with autumn leaves. The background shows branches with yellow and brown leaves, and the sky is overcast.
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11. How does he have the strength to climb a tree?

A chubby squirrel sits on a paved surface, surrounded by scattered seeds. In the background, there are parked cars and a tree trunk.
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12. Someone needs to stop this madness.

A gray squirrel with a bushy tail is sitting on a wooden platform surrounded by scattered seeds. The background shows a dirt ground.
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13. He could really use a break, we’ll lay off this guy.

A squirrel sits on the edge of a rocky cliff, overlooking a vast, rugged canyon with jagged formations and deep shadows. The sun casts light on the scene, highlighting the textures of the rocks and the squirrel's fur.
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14. Rumor has it he could move when he first went in, but he got too chubby from eating and he’s stuck now.

A squirrel is inside a transparent bird feeder filled with seeds, standing on its hind legs. The feeder is mounted outdoors, surrounded by lush green trees and plants.
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15. No wonder he’s so plump, he’s eating nuggets.

A squirrel sitting on a rooftop holds and eats a piece of food. The roof has both red and gray sections, and the scene suggests an urban environment with a mix of natural and man-made elements.
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16. He’s bigger than the pumpkin.

A chubby squirrel sits on a ledge against a red brick wall, next to a small, bumpy pumpkin. The squirrel is facing forward, showcasing its bushy tail and fluffy fur.
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17. It’s hilarious how he rests his arms on his stomach like uncles at a barbeque.

A chubby squirrel sits on a paved path, holding its paws near its chest. A stick lies on the ground in front of it. In the background, grass and scattered leaves are visible.
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18. He’s trying to hide half of his body to seem slimmer.

A squirrel is sitting on the ground near the base of a tree. Sunlight casts shadows on its brown and gray fur. Green grass and small stones surround the area, and some small fruits or nuts are scattered nearby.
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19. Do you really think you need that slice pal?

A squirrel is sitting on a wooden surface, eating a slice of pizza. Pieces of pizza and toppings are scattered around. A metal bowl is visible in the background.
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20. Imagine being on a hike and finding this guy giving you this look.

A fluffy rock hyrax sits on a large rock surrounded by green foliage. The animal is facing forward, blending into the earthy tones of the rock and natural setting.
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