19 Pizzas That Were Crafted So Horribly They’re Actual Food Crimes

While it’s all good and fun to let your creative fires roar when you’re making pizzas, there’s a line that shouldn’t be crossed. Yes, there are legitimate pizza fails that are genuinely so horrible, they might as well be actual crimes against food itself. Some pizzas are such fails though that they almost deserve their own awards for being so terrible.

1. So much nope it’s not even funny.

Three slices of pizza on a white plate, topped with a thick layer of light brown peanut butter, resting on a granite countertop.
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2. What on earth.

A close-up of a colorful vegetable pizza topped with red peppers, mushrooms, and crispy noodle-like toppings. It has a thin crust and is served on a wooden board.
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3. One of the saddest pizzas to date.

A to-go box containing a dish of fried chicken topped with melted cheese, tomato sauce, and pepperoni slices. The box rests on a stainless steel table. Nearby on the table is an unopened plastic cutlery pack and a drink cup.
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4. Might not taste terrible, at least.

A pizza topped with baked beans on a wooden board. The crust is lightly cooked, and the beans cover the melted cheese underneath. A pizza cutter is partially visible on the left. The setup is on a wooden table with placemats.
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5. That’s real deep.

A person is cutting a pizza with a knife. The pizza is topped with olives, cheese, sliced bell peppers, and chunks of meat. It is on a round wooden board, and a hand is visible on the left.
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6. To say they’re overdoing it doesn’t even cover it.

A pizza is divided into sections with different toppings: triangular chips, cheese, potato wedges, mozzarella, and breaded sticks. A colorful background with abstract designs is partially visible behind the pizza.
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7. Nope, and then more nope.

A pizza with a thick crust topped with slices of seasoned meat and melted cheese, sprinkled with herbs and spices. It is cut into slices and displayed inside a cardboard box.
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8. Zero effort.

A person holds an open cardboard container with a piece of bread topped with two slices of cheese, some sauce, and sprinkled herbs. Part of a person's arm with a wristband is visible in the sunlight.
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9. Yeah, that’s going to be a nope.

A vending machine displays food items in plastic wrap. Two items labeled "MIX Pizza" and "Chicken Pizza," priced at 230 yen each, are visible. Other items are partially visible inside the machine.
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10. Kind of cursed cute.

A pizza with a playful design resembling a frog, featuring a green crust and topped with pepperoni slices and melted cheese. The pizza has two round protrusions at the top mimicking eyes.
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11. Let’s run that back and try again.

A partially eaten pizza sits in a cardboard box on a textured surface. The pizza is topped with melted cheese, chunks of pineapple, and slices of onion. A slice has been removed, revealing the crust and toppings.
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12. Just a bit too much love from the oven.

A pizza with a crispy, charred top sits in a cardboard box. It has visible toppings, including melted cheese and green pepper pieces, and is cut into slices. The crust and cheese appear well-done.
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13. This looks painful.

A uniquely shaped pizza with a thick, wavy crust resembling tentacles, topped with cheese, olives, tomatoes, and sausage. A decorative sign on top reads "Pizza do Gabo." The pizza is placed on a marble countertop.
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14. This actually makes me hungrier to look at.

A slice of cheese pizza with two pieces of tomato on top, placed on a white napkin.
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15. Not safe for consumption.

A homemade pizza with a golden crust is held together by binder clips around the edges. The pizza is topped with melted cheese, mushrooms, and green vegetables on a round metal tray.
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16. I mean, come on now, guys.

A Chicago-style deep-dish pizza sits open in a box on a wooden table. The pizza is half topped with jalapeños, cheese, and tomato sauce, and half with a creamy sauce and cheese. A digital clock in the background displays 20:54.
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17. The cheese didn’t even get close to melting.

Two square slices of pizza in a red basket lined with parchment paper. One slice has melted cheese and pepperoni, the other has uncooked cheese and pepperoni. Both have crispy edges.
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18. It looks disturbed.

A pizza with a charred crust and toppings that include blackened mushrooms and melted cheese, inside an open cardboard box on a wooden surface.
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19. Oh, no, what have they done now.

A cheese pizza with charred crust on a baking sheet. The texture appears crispy, with some darkened spots. There's a note above the pizza mentioning it's made in a brick oven, highlighting its charred bits and suggesting adding basil for a perfect Margherita.
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