20 Bosses That Are Playing Chess While We Play Checkers

Bosses are generally referenced as the folks that are left in charge of something. The boss at your office is probably your superior who tells you what to do. But the term boss is also colloquially known as a savage, or a person who truly doesn’t care about what others think of them. These bosses rule the internet, and their posts are nothing shy of hilarious. Here are 20 bosses who own the internet. No promises that you won’t end up in a facepalm moment or few while you make your way through this list of “bosses.”

1. There’s no stopping this guy.

Two people in suits and hats carry a large, long box, presumably containing a 2222-card Yu-Gi-Oh deck, through a tournament venue. Curious onlookers watch as they walk through a well-lit room with tables and chairs.
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2. This guy consumes burgers like no one else.

Screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Ara says they order and store 20 cheeseburgers to reheat throughout the week. JR comments about food poisoning risks. Ara humorously replies that they've never met a burger they couldn’t eat.
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3. You now have 26 missed calls from different numbers.

A person wearing a gold necklace holds multiple smartphones, stacked in their arms. The overlay text reads, "Block my number b**** I dare you.
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4. This guy plays Hector in 14 movies, no one’s stopping him

A man with a serious expression is in front of a list of movie and TV show titles, all showing "Hector" as the character's name. The image's caption says, "This guy plays the same character in every movie" with a skull emoji.
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5. She’ll be protected wherever she goes.

A family photo showing three sets of young twins, all wearing matching outfits. The two oldest stand behind, the middle set stands on either side, and the youngest sit on a chair with a little girl smiling in the center.

6. Thank you, me. Definitely not one of the humble bosses.

Tweet showing a Facebook post. A woman jokes about her brother being the boss and only employee of his company. The image in the post shows a man standing outdoors. He won employee of the month and a trip for hunting and fishing.
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7. With thousands of home runs, Joe Baseball.

A blurry composite image of a man, labeled as the combined faces of the top 1800 MLB players. Below, a comment reads, "there he is, joe baseball.
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8. You thought he wasn’t still going to wear it, you were wrong.

Split image showing a man with glasses. On the left, he's wearing a mask with an exaggeratedly large version of his face printed on it, making it look humorous. On the right, he's without the mask. Caption jokes about the mask being printed too large.
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9. Someone come get this guy.

A meme with three chickens labeled with years and weights: 1957 (905g), 1978 (1,808g), and 2005 (4,202g). Below is a comment asking, "how old is this chicken.
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10. Get this guy a medal of honor.

A handwritten note on white paper, held by a hand, describes a neighbor stopping an attempted theft of a catalytic converter with a BB gun. The note suggests getting a deterrent for future protection.
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11. Show yourself TED.

A humorous social media exchange about "Ted" from TED Talks. Users joke about Ted being the final boss and express frustration at Ted hiding behind the name.
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12. Scientists fight crab is the greatest sentence we’ve ever heard.

A red crab is shown near a mysterious purple orb on the seafloor. The image is accompanied by a headline: "Marine life: Scientists fight crab for mysterious purple orb discovered in California deep.
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13. Let’s go Kate!

Newspaper article featuring a woman in high-visibility work attire. The headline reads, "Kate is Ireland's only female." Several images of her are shown in work environments, including wearing a hard hat and a safety jacket.
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14. Australia we will pray for you.

Screenshot of a news article headline. The headline describes a town being stalked by a giant 2m tall, 95-kilo kangaroo with a torn ear that terrorizes dog-walkers and golfers. Images show the kangaroo standing tall and close-up.
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15. The resemblance is uncanny.

A person with an afro hairstyle is seen from behind, standing in a mountainous landscape with evergreen trees, mimicking a painting gesture. The caption humorously suggests they look like Bob Ross.
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16. That’s very unprofessional doctor.

A man wearing glasses with a large black snail on his face. The text reads "Dr. Brian Fisher, California Academy of Sciences." A caption below humorously tells him to act like a scientist.
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17. Buddha cat is so wise.

A black cat is sitting upright on a green chair, wrapped in an orange robe. It has a serious expression and is wearing a small silver pendant. Text above reads, "Do not chase the red dot, for it is an illusion.
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18. He must be defeated at all costs.

A hand holds a device displaying a reminder set for 2:00 with the text "Defeat the baby." A baby's face is seen on the screen. The caption above reads "Alexa: remind me to feed the baby.
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19. Get this pigeon a contract.

A pigeon carrying a small flash drive on its back. Text below explains an experiment from 2009 where Winston the pigeon raced against an ISP to deliver 4GB of data over 60 miles. Winston, carrying the drive, completed the task faster than the ISP.
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20. Oh no, it’s the unstoppable one, the beetle.

Screenshot of a tweet by Mary Advance SP, stating they used FaceApp to merge all the Beatles into one. Below is an image of a person with features combined from all the Beatles, labeled "the beatle.
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