Any time that you decide to hop onto LinkedIn you need to ready yourself for all kinds of crazy posts. Some of these posts are going to be so far-fetched that you might laugh. Other posts though are basically designed to give you terrible anxiety spikes. It’s hard to make sense out of what posts are true, and what posts are being pushed to the top of your feed just to make you feel that much more hopeless about the state of the job market. If you believe in the latter, you’ll probably end up using LinkedIn that much more to placate your anxiety by churning out job applications. Funny how that works out. These LinkedIn posts are on a whole another level though.
1. “Sure, the owner would lose $2,700.”
2. “I want you to start before you are even hired, or I’ll fire you.”
3. “Home sweet home.”
4. “Trying to sleep while this lunatic wants to network.”
5. “Fact checkers are brightening my days.”
6. “Randomly insult two generations for reach and reactions.”
7. “Way to further a brand by calling job applicants losers.”
8. “Imagine bragging about rejecting an offer.”
9. “Took him 10 years to realize it.”
10. “At last, some sanity.”
11. “Putting together a team to sue people for me, for free.”
12. “Ouch.”
13. “He’s not confessing, he’s bragging.”
14. “This feels dystopian to me.”
15. “This guy belongs here.”
16. “I’m the only coach you can trust.”
17. “What a miserable outlook on life.”
18. “Had us in the first half, not going to lie.”
19. “Finally found one in the wild.”
