20 Lifetime Supply Winners Share Tales of Their Spoils

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Some days it seems like good luck finds you everywhere you look. It’s on those days that some folks decide to really reach for it, and see just how far their good luck can end up taking them. Especially in this day and age, it would literally change the game to win a lifetime supply of something like coffee. The cost of coffee seems to be doing anything besides going down, and to not have to worry about where the change is coming from for that next cup ever again would be a lifetime blessing. These folks certainly had their moments of good luck.

1. At least they got a couple of years.

A Reddit comment from user "ResearchDisastrous38" reads: "Got lifetime oil changes from a car dealership promotion. They went out of business after 2 years." The post has 12.1k upvotes, a reply option, and an upvote and downvote button.

2. At least the lifetime supply is holding up for now.

Screenshot of two Reddit comments. The first user, jayhy95, mentions winning a lifetime supply of bubble tea but only has one or two a month since becoming pre-diabetic. The second user, xxHikari, replies saying they haven't had bubble tea in about 8 years due to diabetes.

3. Love that they’re still honoring the prize.

A social media post by a user named tavariusbukshank reads: "Donuts. I get 365 donuts a year from a local donut shop in my home town. I give them to a children's home who in turn gives them to kids on their birthday. It was a smart move by the donut shop because to make sure everyone gets their fill I pay to double the order plus I get them juice and milk. I won this 16 years ago and they have always honored the prize." The post has 7 likes and 11.7k views.

4. At least their friends get more in the process.

Screenshot of a social media post by SweetLily stating, "My friend won a lifetime supply of toilet paper. It started as a joke, he entered the contest just for fun, never expecting to win. But then the company called him up, and next thing we know, he's got a garage full of toilet paper. The funny part is, my friend is the last person who'd ever think about needing that much toilet paper.

5. She was just looking out for you.

A social media post by user "recyclemen" with a profile picture of a person wearing sunglasses. The post describes winning a lifetime supply of jellybeans from Jelly Belly as a teenager. The user’s mother made them choose three 1kg deliveries over a year instead of one 3kg delivery to avoid overindulgence. There is a laughing emoji at the end of the text. The post has 6.9K likes and a comment.

6. Yeah, that sounds like the best course of action.

A Reddit comment by user notedrive reads, "Lifetime of free car washes with the purchase of my truck. They went out of business, but I also stopped using the service because the car washes consisted of running my truck through an old car wash that was doing more damage than good." The comment has 3k upvotes and a reply option.

7. That is truly impressive.

A Reddit post by Evening-Net-7517 reads: "Back in the 90's my dad won a lifetime supply of WD-40. We had 4 HUGE boxes with 40 cans of WD-40 in each box. Here it is 2024 and we still have a whole box left....." It has 5.6k upvotes and 42 comments.

8. Now that’s getting your money’s worth.

A social media post by user AngelSava21 reads: "I won a lifetime supply of pasta! A supermarket in my town closed down its branch and gave away their products in a raffle. I bought a ticket for 2 bucks at a festival and ended up winning the entire pasta section.

9. Eh, $5 is still $5.

A Reddit post by user XROOR describing a food challenge where they ate a large pepperoni pizza and a foot-long sub within 30 minutes to win a free large pizza weekly. They folded the pizza like a calzone and later discovered they didn't win a significant prize.

10. That fine print will get you.

A Reddit post from user "rottenragu" recounts winning a "lifetime supply" of Milk Duds from a 90s movie theater contest, only to find out it meant a year’s supply in the fine print. The user consumed so many that they are now disgusted by them. The post has 352 upvotes.

11. Honestly though, the trailer was a nice bonus.

Screenshot of a post by a user named shastabh. The user narrates winning a 53' trailer filled with ramen noodles by entering a contest from their college radio station. They describe receiving the entire trailer and distributing most of the noodles to passersby and thieves.

12. Not a good look for Mountain Dew.

A Reddit post by Torin_Miasma describing winning a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew Live Wire in college. The poster discusses the overwhelming quantity received, health issues experienced from consuming it, and now feeling nauseated at the thought of Mountain Dew. The post has 603 upvotes and a reply button.

13. Yeah, that’s a win.

A Reddit post by user "zerotwoalpha" describes the lifetime supply of pizza, pasta, or salad they won from a chain in Sydney with five locations. They've used it about 200 times in the last five years, noting it as their best value purchase, and still visit a few times a month.

14. Aw mom, was looking out for everyone.

A Reddit post by user AdAggravating6730 shares a story: "I went to school with someone who won a 'life-time supply' of chocolate milkshake. He was about 8 at the time and his mum asked for it all in one go, and donated it to the school and local foodbanks." The post has 1.2k upvotes.

15. That’s putting good karma in the bank.

A Reddit post by user Zanian19 reads: "I won a lifetime's supply of chocolate. But it was handed to me all at once. I ended up setting up in the middle of town and offered every resident as much chocolate as they could eat. It was probably the biggest congregation of people in that (admittedly small) town's history. All the chocolate was gone by the end of the day." The post has 147 upvotes and a few replies.

16. Oh man, that would’ve been enough Taco Bell for a village.

Screenshot of a Reddit post by user "ariososweet." The post describes the user winning a Topps TacoFractor card worth "Taco Bell for Life" ($15,000 in Taco Bell gift cards), which they sold on eBay. The post ends noting their excitement to answer the question.

17. Seems a little bit suspect.

A Reddit post by user "justferwonce" details a friend who won $25,000 in a magazine contest in the 70s. With the winnings, he bought a house for his family. He has since passed away, but his kids still live in the house, effectively getting a lifetime supply of housing.

18. There’s a wholesome element to this.

19. More pizza for everyone else.

A Reddit post by user "pmcall221" describes how their friend won a lifetime supply of pizza. The friend received 25 coupon books, one for each year, with each book containing 52 coupons for a free pizza, valid one week each year. The post has 30 upvotes and 6 comments.

20. You better like Pepperoni Pizza.

Screenshot of a Reddit comment from user "dgmilo8085." The comment reads: "Got a 'lifetime supply' of Utz chips. That worked out to about 6 boxes of chips I think. It wasn’t what I would consider a lifetime supply but it was enough to make a pie crust of chips about 1/4" thick throughout my entire house after the great chip war of 2005." The post has 174 upvotes and 6 replies.
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