21 Diabolical Insults That Left People In Utter Shambles

There’s nothing like a proper, well crafted rare insult to reality check someone into being a humble human being. While the internet itself has inspired so much complete diabolical chaos, it’s also created the space for people to get into top tier banter showdowns. These rare insults in particular are in a league of their own.

1. “Hotels are for the rich.”

A social media post with an image of an airplane wing in the sky above clouds. The overlay text reads "Travel is not a matter of money but of courage." Below it, a comment reads, "Hi, please give me a list of hotels and airlines that accept courage as payment.
u/poppyhadley/via reddit.com

“You don’t need airlines and hotels if you have enough courage.” – u/DemonRaily

2. “That must’ve hurt.”

A text chat screenshot shows one person offering four playful message options, and the other person responding with "UNSUBSCRIBE" and then labeling the offer as rude. The offerer counters with "Disagree, but have fun talking to men like you’re their fun aunt".
u/silver_indication_49/via reddit.com

“Ah the internet, where you start with good intent, and somehow people end up being rude regardless.” – u/headxxd

3. “Italian archer looking familiar.”

A male archer in a white bucket hat, blue sportswear, and armguard prepares to draw his bow at an archery competition. The scoreboard shows a 2-2 tie with scores of 9 and 10. A tweet below it quotes "Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity, would you capture it or let it slip".
u/king_kuba/via reddit.com

“His palms spaghetti.” – u/be-kind-re-wind

4. “Wouldn’t say rare, but a good one.”

A slide displays a quote attributed to Alexander Hamilton in a message to Thomas Jefferson, stating: "There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.
u/jennykazoo/via reddit.com

“At Wreslemania 1776.” – u/viperfangs92

5. “Wasn’t there a test today.”

A tweet by Aldi Stores UK showing a response to a complaint about missing wings in a "Plant Menu Southern Fried No Chicken Wings" box. The image displays four plant-based wings on a tray beside the open box, which claims to contain six wings.
u/cfk_nl/via reddit.com

“Bro, you got a free seventh wing. That’s enough.” – u/urcatpics

6. “A cauliflower burger.”

A tweet from Men's Health magazine promoting a KFC Cauliflower-and-Kale Burger with a picture of the burger. Below is a response tweet with a profile picture from a user named Katy, stating, "this is literally that one burger from Spongebob that almost killed the health inspector.
u/green_cat/via reddit.com

“As much as I like cauliflower, this is the worst way to use it that I’ve seen.” – u/vetmitar

7. “Folded up tests.”

Screenshot of a Twitter conversation. The first tweet says, "just realized january is spelled the same forwards and backwards," which is incorrect. The reply reads, "You can tell by a mf tweets the teacher used to hand them their test folded up in school," implying the original poster's mistake is foolish.
u/abradley94/via reddit.com

“I’d really love to know the thinking pattern behind this.” – u/this1ismyreddit

8. “When you realize, you can’t stop realizing.”

A woman with long brown hair and a mischievous expression on her face is looking slightly to the side. Below the image is a comment from Nathan Mayhook that reads, "She's like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can't leave." The post has 4.8K likes and 33 replies.
u/omarishkus/via reddit.com

“Hm, good premise for a show right there.” – u/dendropais

9. “34 year old Donald Trump when asked if he ever thought about becoming president.”

A man in a suit and tie is having a conversation with a woman in a business setting with large windows in the background. Subtitles read, "even though you are only 34." Below are comments, with one asking why the man isn’t orange and another responding he isn’t ripe yet.
u/chargedbosai98/via reddit.com

“Weird. Not ripe, but definitely rotten on the inside.” – u/satanicjamnik

10. “Didn’t have to do royalty like that, but it’s still pretty funny.”

A tweet with the handle @mbongomuffin shows two side-by-side photos of the same man at different ages. The younger version has long, curly blond hair, while the older version is balding with short hair. The caption above reads, "Dude went from looking like the heartthrob of a highschool vampire romance novel to the author of the same novel." The tweet below says, "May I die before my genes ever even try to do me like this. Amen.
u/tiny-software7432/via reddit.com

“He could have hair if he wanted to.” – u/deleted

11. “One of the most amazing millionaires right now.”

A man is dancing energetically in front of a large screen displaying a car. A YouTube comment overlayed on the image reads, "He dances like a toddler who's still figuring out how his arms work." The Global News logo is visible in the top right corner.
u/softcuelarion10/via reddit.com

“When he dances, it looks like an ironing board falling over.” – u/smudlalk

12. “A review about PUBG.”

A screenshot of a negative review for a game. The text says, "If the captain of the Titanic had 24h notice of the iceberg, and intentionally steered into it, he still would have been better at his job than the developers of this game." The review shows 1,823.3 hours played.
u/purple_author489129/via reddit.com

“Well even the main guy for the game backed off it years ago, tells something about management.” – u/preestonpooiln

13. “Who says this.”

A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first tweet, by Elon Musk, reads: "If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long." The reply, by American McGee, says: "Says the guy playing with the cheat codes enabled.
u/cavera438/via reddit.com

“He used the motherlode cheat from the Sims.” – u/numerousbug891

14. “Are you agreeing with this though.”

Two individuals with long hair, one with blond hair wearing a white shirt and the other with brown hair and glasses wearing a brown shirt. Below them is a comment suggesting that this is how Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy would look if they grew up in the 80s. The comment has 14K likes and 63 replies.
u/ancient-nebula-734/via reddit.com

“I are not agreeing with this.” – u/dalek_chaos01

15. “Childish Gambino took a hit on Hot One’s.”

A man in a colorful hat and sweater sits at a table with multiple bottles of hot sauce and a pitcher of water. Beneath the image, a comment reads, "Donald looks like he's wearing three years worth of Christmas gifts from his Grandma," with 577 likes.
u/lucky_wanderb/via reddit.com

“At least his grandma loves him.” – u/mrfantastikisunknown

16. “Not enough for Reddit.”

A Reddit post asking, "People of Reddit: what category do you think you're in the top 1% of?" A user responds, "My iq is 136, which is in the top 5% of the world." Another replies, "IQ of 136 apparently not enough to understand and answer OP's question.
u/similar_rabbit_5078/via reddit.com

“One day my sleep app said I slept better than 100% of users, guess it makes me not just 1% but a champion.” – u/octoreader

17. “To infinity and beyond.”

A woman with dark hair pulled into a bun is speaking in an interview room. She is wearing a plaid shirt. At the bottom, a YouTube comment says, "She looks like a mix of Kim Kardashian and Buzz Lightyear," with 916 likes and 42 replies.
u/successful_fail_580/via reddit.com

“Thanos’ daughter on earth.” – u/lalain-maximum192

18. “And his name is Thundercat.”

A person with light brown dreadlocks and wearing a pink hoodie with a white strap sits in a chair in a stylish, modern setting. Below the image, a YouTube comment reads, "He looks like a rich teen girl's messy room," with 6.8K likes and 45 replies.
u/doknresoponsi12/via reddit.com

“He is an unreal musician. All love to thundercat.” – u/mrkupulal

19. “That’s a good question.”

A woman in a toga-like dress, standing at a podium during a debate or speech, is speaking passionately. A comment below asks, "Why is she dressed like she's debating if Sparta should go to war or not?" with significant likes and replies.
u/far-lie-981/via reddit.com

“I mean, it’s cool though.” – u/mingiscalk

20. “Is that a rare insult or compliment.”

A man wearing a red suit and tie sits on a couch with a serious expression. Below the image is a YouTube comment section reading, "Yo dude you lookin like the freshest ketchup packet in the fork drawer rn" with 1K likes and 12 dislikes, plus 12 replies.
u/agrgressiveresult3/via reddit.com

“That’s a compliment.” – u/godofcartony

21. “That must’ve stung.”

A screenshot of a social media post with two comments. The first comment has 130 points, while the reply reads, "I bet your parents change the subject when someone brings you up," and has 60 points. Both usernames are obscured with blue markings.
u/recurring/via reddit.com

“Yeah, I wanna see what warranted that response.” – u/flioqi

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