21 Diabolical Insults That Left People In Utter Shambles
There’s nothing like a proper, well crafted rare insult to reality check someone into being a humble human being. While the internet itself has inspired so much complete diabolical chaos, it’s also created the space for people to get into top tier banter showdowns. These rare insults in particular are in a league of their own.
1. “Hotels are for the rich.”
“You don’t need airlines and hotels if you have enough courage.” – u/DemonRaily
2. “That must’ve hurt.”
“Ah the internet, where you start with good intent, and somehow people end up being rude regardless.” – u/headxxd
3. “Italian archer looking familiar.”
“His palms spaghetti.” – u/be-kind-re-wind
4. “Wouldn’t say rare, but a good one.”
“At Wreslemania 1776.” – u/viperfangs92
5. “Wasn’t there a test today.”
“Bro, you got a free seventh wing. That’s enough.” – u/urcatpics
6. “A cauliflower burger.”
“As much as I like cauliflower, this is the worst way to use it that I’ve seen.” – u/vetmitar
7. “Folded up tests.”
“I’d really love to know the thinking pattern behind this.” – u/this1ismyreddit
8. “When you realize, you can’t stop realizing.”
“Hm, good premise for a show right there.” – u/dendropais
9. “34 year old Donald Trump when asked if he ever thought about becoming president.”
“Weird. Not ripe, but definitely rotten on the inside.” – u/satanicjamnik
10. “Didn’t have to do royalty like that, but it’s still pretty funny.”
“He could have hair if he wanted to.” – u/deleted
11. “One of the most amazing millionaires right now.”
“When he dances, it looks like an ironing board falling over.” – u/smudlalk
12. “A review about PUBG.”
“Well even the main guy for the game backed off it years ago, tells something about management.” – u/preestonpooiln
13. “Who says this.”
“He used the motherlode cheat from the Sims.” – u/numerousbug891
14. “Are you agreeing with this though.”
“I are not agreeing with this.” – u/dalek_chaos01
15. “Childish Gambino took a hit on Hot One’s.”
“At least his grandma loves him.” – u/mrfantastikisunknown
16. “Not enough for Reddit.”
“One day my sleep app said I slept better than 100% of users, guess it makes me not just 1% but a champion.” – u/octoreader
17. “To infinity and beyond.”
“Thanos’ daughter on earth.” – u/lalain-maximum192
18. “And his name is Thundercat.”
“He is an unreal musician. All love to thundercat.” – u/mrkupulal
19. “That’s a good question.”
“I mean, it’s cool though.” – u/mingiscalk
20. “Is that a rare insult or compliment.”
“That’s a compliment.” – u/godofcartony
21. “That must’ve stung.”
“Yeah, I wanna see what warranted that response.” – u/flioqi