We’ve all crossed paths with an absolute unit. Some humans, dogs, insects, birds, etc. are literally impossibly huge. You’ll see one of those gargantuan beings walking down the sidewalk, and find yourself temporarily unable to walk any further because you’re utterly fascinated. These absolute units are on a whole another plane of existence.
1. “An absolute unit of a penguin chick.”
2. “My crow friend who comes to visit me daily.”
3. “This massive owl.”
4. “Big lettuce.”
5. “This unit of a caterpillar.”
6. “Monster lemon from my parent’s lemon tree.”
7. “This cat’s arm size.”
8. “An XL carp.”
9. “The size of the original Big Mac.”
10. “Apparently my thumb’s an absolute unit.”
11. “Bugatti tire next to normal car tire.”
12. “Wolf dog from 2.5 months to 2 years.”
13. “Extra toe beans on this kitty.”
14. “Absolute unit of a slug boy.”
15. “This cauliflower isn’t playing any games.”
16. “He has risen.”
17. “This frog we found on a bike ride.”
18. “This oyster I was served today.”
19. “Absolute unit of a pot to boil thousands of eggs.”
